Rants Against Humanity #2

This topic is not as angry or serious as my previous Rant Against Humanity, but it still can be a very annoying part of certain people, and so I am going to complain about it. Today's Rant is on "Your Mom" jokes.

Come on, people! Napoleon Dynamite was FOUR YEARS AGO! "Your mom" jokes weren't even funny back then, either! Lay off the stupidity and find something genuinely funny to say!

Now, I'm not saying that all "your mom" jokes aren't worth their time. As long as it's not crude or rude, but retains a certain amount of hilarity, I'm fine with that. The thing I'm complaining about is people who think that anything with the "your mom" prefix attached is automatically hilarious. NOT SO! All it really does is make you sound like a third-grader. Unless you are a third-grader. Then it's acceptable, but you better change your ways next year!

And, that's all I have to say about it. This is one of the shortest posts I've done in a while, but that's all I have to say about "your mom" jokes and how pathetically lame they are. If you are one of those "your mom" jokers, please take a moment to think about your habit, and possibly maybe contemplate changing your ways. Honestly, it would do the whole world a favor. It might even extend your lifespan, too, because if you keep at it, someone is bound to strangle you, or gag you with a dirty sock, or poison your meal, or run over you with a steamroller, or accidentally push you out of a moving vehicle.

Lastly, your mom makes stupid "your mom" jokes!